The Colonel’s Autumn Budget Statement
Income Tax will commence 1p over living wage annual value.
Privatise BBC and abolish license fee’s
Energy suppliers will provide services in a means related fashion at a fixed 5% of income.
There will be fines of £1500 everytime the NHS treats someone who is drunk on a weekend.
Special Snowflake licenses will be available for £100 per annum, anyone operating on the Snowflake spectrum without a license will be fined £1000. If a certified blue ticked Snowflake then this will be a £1,000,000 fine
Any products or service for children or people with disabilities will be VAT exempt.
University’s will be legally required to offer free education to all children whose parents earn less than £100k combined income.
Purchasing a second home is subject to 75% Tax.
You know what, it is a hard job. Maybe everyone just stop being dicks..
Colonel Camulos 